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Arrr, New York be scoldin' cow wranglers while tossin' its own treasure map to the winds o' climate!

2024-07-31

Arrr, New York be knowin’ it’s sailin’ off course from its “green” dreams, yet still be chasin’ after private ships to abide by ‘em! Aye, they be tryin’ to hoist the eco-flag while their own vessel be takin’ on water! What jolly folly be this?

Ahoy, me hearties! If it weren’t fer double standards, the scallywags in Albany would be adrift without a single standard o’ their own, especially when it comes to that fanciful “green” energy! Aye, word’s out that New York’s grand plans fer renewable energy be in tatters, showin’ a mighty gap between their lofty ambitions and the reality o’ execution.

Back in the year o' 2019, they proclaimed they’d be sailin’ towards a 70% renewables target by 2030. But lo and behold! Reports show they be on course to barely hit 44%, a far cry from the desired shores! Now, Governor Hochul wants to push the deadline to 2033, thinkin' three more years will save their ship. But alas, even that be a fanciful dream.

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