"Arrr! Biden and Harris be fillin' the ship with scallywags, and we be footin' the bill, matey!"
2024-07-31
Arrr, matey! A treasure trove of gold coin be flowin’ to them scallywag immigrants fer their potions and bandages, all thanks to Captain Biden and his first mate Harris! Six states ‘n D.C. be makin’ landlubbers foot the bill! What a merry jape, don’t ye think?
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale of woe from the land o’ the GOP convention, where it be said that twelve million scallywags have sneaked into the country over these past four years. Aye, cities from Denver to New York be tossin’ gold to these landlubbers, givin’ ‘em free housing, education, and health care, whilst good ol’ Americans be left high and dry!Now, it seems these grand schemes be takin’ a toll on the coffers, and who be payin’ the price? Why, the American taxpayer, of course! California, in particular, be makin’ waves with a new law to give universal health coverage to illegal swabs ages 19 to 64. The Governor, a fine Democrat by the name of Newsom, be raisin’ his flag of ‘compassion’ whilst pilferin’ funds from honest healthcare providers, causin’ long waits for those truly in need.
But hold yer pirate hats, fer it ain’t just California! States like New York and Virginia be joinin’ the fray with their crafty schemes, all while the Biden-Harris crew be grantin’ waivers quicker than a fish can swim. It be a wild sea of rules, and the American patients be drownin’ in the chaos. Aye, in the end, the bill fer this fine mess should not fall on the backs of the American folk! Arrr!