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Arrr! Justice crew be sayin’ Barr didn’t yell, “Clear the scallywags!” in twenty-twenty’s ruckus, matey!

2024-07-31

Arrr, matey! The questionin’ be callin’ the attorney general’s reply a right mess, like a ship in a storm! It be jabberin’ about that scallywag Trump takin’ a stroll through Lafayette Park for a snap at a church, lookin’ more lost than a parrot with no perch!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round fer a tale of a grand inquiry as wild as a tempest on the high seas! The scallywags o' the court be chasin' after the attorney general, whose response be likened to a ship lost in a storm—chaotic and disorganized, I tell ye! It be concernin' none other than the infamous Donald J. Trump, a captain known for stirrin' the waters of controversy like a kraken in a teacup.

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