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Arrr! OneBlood be shoutin’ fer hearty blood donors after scallywags struck with a cyber cannonball!

2024-07-31

Ahoy mateys! OneBlood be hoistin' the Jolly Roger for help, fer a dastardly ransomware scallywag has plundered their supply o’ red elixir in the southeast seas! So grab yer cutlasses and roll up yer sleeves, we be needin’ ye to spill some crimson treasure! Arrr!

Arrr mateys! It be a dark day for the good ship OneBlood, a fine nonprofit blood center servin’ over 300 ports o' call in the southeast. Alas, they’ve been besieged by a dastardly ransomware attack, lettin’ the cyber scallywags put a serious crimp in their blood-collectin’ capabilities, aye!

Those brave souls at OneBlood be workin’ hand in hand with cyber knights and local lawmen to battle this treachery. Susan Forbes, their senior communicator, be spoutin’ that they take their network’s security as serious as a pirate’s code! They be investigatin’ the full hullabaloo and scramblin’ to restore their shipshape operations as swiftly as a cannonball flies!

As the storm rages on, blood be needed more than ever! Though their centers still be open, the blood flow be much slower than a turtle in molasses. They’ve called upon the 250 hospitals they service to hoist the critical blood shortage flags! O positive, O negative, and platelets be the treasures they crave, savvy?

So, if ye be able to donate, fear not the dangers of the sea; make yer way to a donor center and lend a hand! OneBlood be needin' all hands on deck to keep the blood supply afloat! Aye, let’s save some lives, ye hearty souls!

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