Avast! Ten years past on this Election Day, me dear mum walked the plank, and now I be with child!
2024-07-31
Arrr, I ne’er thought I’d be in this jolly pickle! I braced meself for all manners o’ misfortune, but this be a twist I never saw comin’—pregnant, and by the natural way no less! Blimey, me sails be flappin’ in the wind!
Aye mateys, gather 'round and lend yer ear to this tale! Election Day be a momentous occasion for this lass, for it marks ten long years since me dear old mum sailed to the great beyond, and I be six months into the voyage of motherhood meself! What irony, eh? On the very day I learned I was with child, the infamous Donald Trump was sentenced for his misdeeds. A heartbeat heard amidst the chaos of politics, where matters of life and death be overshadowed by who claims the White House!Alas, the world be a mad place, and my mother be missin’ all the ruckus. She was a unique soul, one whose spirit mingled portraits of the Pope with cheeky humor. I never thought I’d find meself in this predicament—pregnant and navigating the stormy seas of parenthood without me own mum's wisdom. By thunder, the exhaustion of pregnancy hit me harder than a cannonball! I be weary, not from hard work, but from the relentless fatigue of growin' a wee one.
Yet, here I stand, ready to share me adventures with the babe, hoping to instill the lesson that life ain't just black and white—there be colors, creatures, and a whole lot of laughs ahead! So, raise yer mugs! Here’s to the grand adventure of life, motherhood, and navigating the wild waters of politics!