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Arrr, Kamala be a scallywag prosecutor like that Soros matey, long 'fore it be trendy 'mongst the woke gentry!

2024-07-31

Arrr, as the lawman o’ San Francisco and California’s grand attorney, Harris be havin’ a jolly ole time stirrin’ up a storm o’ mischief that be sinkin’ the Golden State quicker than a leaky ship! Aye, that scallywag be causin’ more trouble than a drunken crew on shore leave!

Arrr, gather ye round, mateys! In the grand sea of politics, Kamala Harris be hoisting her sails as the fair prosecutor, claimin’ to be the beacon of justice, whilst tossin’ former Captain Trump into the briny deep as the scurvy felon! But lo and behold, during her time as San Francisco’s top legal buccaneer, she steered her ship into troubled waters, lettin’ crime run rampant in the Golden State!

This lass, who be flirtin’ with sanctuary city policies, let many a rogue slip through her fingers, includin’ the notorious MS-13 scallywag, Edwin Ramos, who committed heinous acts! She put her whims above the law, refusin’ to seek the death penalty for the wretched fellow who claimed innocent lives. And when a brave officer fell in battle, she turned a blind eye to justice, sparkin’ fury amongst law-abidin’ folk!

But wait! It gets better! She reveled in punishin’ poor parents for their wee ones skippin’ school, wieldin’ her power like a cutlass! Alas, all her grand schemes only led to more truancy, as she cackled with delight, thinkin’ she had a handle on the situation. Yet, as the tide turned, her record as a prosecutin’ siren becomes a burden on her presidential voyage. Yarrr, the more she talks, the more it be clear – her ship be takin’ on water!

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