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Arrr, Trump tangled with the scribes of color, then boasted to his crew like a proud parrot!

2024-07-31

Arrr, after a ruckus of a parley on the high seas of Wednesday, Captain Trump took to his Truth Social vessel, shoutin' to his crew of scallywags 'bout the grand ol' showdown! Aye, 'tis a tale fit for a barrel o' grog and a hearty laugh!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a certain scallywag named Donald J. Trump, who be sailin' the treacherous seas of interview waters this past Wednesday!

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