The Booty Report

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"Scallywag nabbed fer twenty years fer givin’ a lad a fatal poke on a river frolic! Aye, what a blunder!"

2024-07-31

Arrr, matey! Nicolae Miu, aged 54 tides, be takin' a trip to Davy Jones’ locker fer sendin' a lad of 17 to the great beyond and givin’ four others a right good whack on a Wisconsin river! The law be catchin' up with him, savvy?

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I be havin’ a tale ripe with mischief and woe! In the year of our Lord 2022, a scallywag by the name of Nicolae Miu, aged 54, found himself in quite the pickle on the treacherous waters of a Wisconsin river.

This knave, with a heart as black as a crow’s feather, did unleash a storm o' chaos upon a band o' young lads, the worst of which led to the demise of a bright-eyed lad, only 17 summers old! The winds of fate turned against him, and by the powers of justice, Nicolae was summoned to answer for his foul deeds.

On a fateful Wednesday, the court did hand down a sentence that befit a pirate’s worst nightmares! Aye, the authorities did decree that this landlubber be punished for his dastardly actions, wounding four other souls in the fray! Methinks he’ll be spendin’ more time in the brig than a parched sailor under a blazing sun.

So let this serve as a warning to ye all: when ye take to the waters, keep yer cutlasses sheathed and yer wits about ye, lest ye find yerself in the clutches of the law, like poor Nicolae Miu, who sailed straight into a storm he couldn’t weather!

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