Arrr! The scallywags behind the great mischief be makin' deals, leavin' the kin o' the fallen in a right tizzy!
2024-07-31
Arrr, three scallywags be caught hatchin' a dark scheme on the fateful day of September the eleventh! But lo and behold, they've struck a deal with the devil, escapin' the noose and shiverin' timbers of the gallows. Aye, savvy dealin' for those sea-dogs!
Aye, gather 'round ye hearties, for I’ve news from the treacherous seas of justice! The scallywags behind the dastardly Sept. 11 attacks, those who conspired to crash our fine ships of state, have struck a deal with the prosecutors, savvy? The Department of Defense be sayin’ three of the rascals—Khalid Shaikh Mohammad, Walid Muhammad Salih Mubarak Bin 'Attash, and Mustafa Ahmed Adam al Hawsawi—will dodge the hangman’s noose, much to the ire of the kin of those lost on that fateful day! Arrr!These buccaneers be accused of training the nefarious crew that sunk their teeth into our fair land, claimin’ nearly 3,000 souls. Families of the victims be howlin’ like a pack of wolves, feelin’ cheated of justice after 23 years waiting for their day in the sun. Jim Smith, a retired officer, said it felt like a kick to the gut, while another kin lamented that the government be failin’ them, wishin’ for the highest penalty for the lowest scum!
Now, while the President turned down deals that might’ve saved the necks of these rogues, the fellers be lookin’ for comforts in their prison, like fine dining and social time. They be scheduled to face the music on Aug. 5, down in Guantánamo Bay, but the winds of justice be blowin’ far from fair! Har har har!