Arrr! Vance calls Harris a scallywag; Trump be takin' flak fer his jests as the campaign rages like a stormy sea!
2024-07-31
Arrr, matey! The Trump and Harris crews be clashin' on the high seas of X after the old captain's fiery NABJ showin', and lo! The GOP's scallywag, JD Vance, joined the ruckus. A right spectacle, me hearties!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the latest scallywag antics of the political seas! The grand Captain Trump made a ruckus at the National Association of Black Journalists shindig in Chicago, tossin' insults like cannonballs at the Black journalists who dared to question his authority! The fair Vice President Harris's crew be callin' him a "coward," which be a right strong accusation, aye!Trump's matey, Sen. JD Vance, be singin' a different tune, claimin' the ol' captain showed true grit by takin' on those tough questions, whilst Harris hides from the spotlight like a landlubber avoidin' a storm! The journalists be throwin' shade, remindin' the captain of his past mischiefs and how he be treated the Black community, to which Trump replied with a hullabaloo of his own, shoutin' about his grand deeds for the Black folk!
In the midst of this tempest, Trump claimed he be the best captain for the Black population since Lincoln himself! He even quarreled with a reporter like a dog with a bone, callin' her questions "nasty." The tale be far from over, as the battle of the campaigns sails on toward the next debate! So, hoist the sails and prepare for more shenanigans on this wild political voyage, me mateys!