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"Arrr! Two scallywag bills from Kamala would sink the good ship Taxpayer, matey! Aye, what a jolly mess!"

2024-08-01

Arrr, matey! It seems that candidate Kamala Harris be flounderin’ like a fish outta water in the Senate! Let’s hoist the sails and chuckle at her wild ideas that’d make poor taxpayers walk the plank! Aye, her bills be a treasure chest of trouble!

Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round, fer I be tellin’ ye of a fair lass named Kamala Harris, who sailed the treacherous seas of the U.S. Senate with naught but a handful of wee resolutions to show for her voyage. Aye, she tried to turn the federal coffers into a gold-spittin’ treasure chest, but alas, many of her grand schemes ran aground!

This scallywag’s record be as light as a feather, as her time was spent clashin’ with the Trump ship and his crew of Senate Republicans. The winds of fate be blowin’ against her, yet hidden among her misfires be dreams of a mighty expansion of the federal leviathan – aye, the bills she tossed into the deep blue may reveal her true heart's desires.

From a tax credit that’d send rents sky-high to a bill that’d create a grand office for climate justice, the lass had ideas aplenty! But the real treasure be her audacious proposals, like a plan to hand out $2,000 a month to every sailor and landlubber during the pandemic - a plan so costly it’d make Davy Jones tremble!

So, here we be, on the brink of seein’ if this lass will raise her flag in the White House, or if her reckless spending be kept at bay! Arrr, what a tale of high seas and high costs!

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