Arrr, the Secret Service be as sharp as a dull cutlass, lettin’ a scallywag slip through at Trump’s hootin’!
2024-08-01
Arrr, matey! The fanciful gadgets meant to guard the old captain fell flat 'cause they were manhandled like a drunken sailor, or the Secret Service be too busy swabbin’ the deck to give ‘em a whirl! Aye, what a jolly mess it be!
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round, ye scallywags, for I’ve a tale of woe from the high seas o’ politics! It be a yarn about a captain o' state, a former president, whose ship be takin’ on water due to a lack o’ proper protection! Aye, ye heard me right!