The Booty Report

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Arrr, Schumer be vowin' a grand judicial voyage at year’s end, as courts be the new treasure map, matey!

2024-08-01

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in the Senate be plottin' to give the Supreme Court a right proper shake-up, tryin' to match them Trumpy judges! The head buccaneer o' the Senate be sayin' it's time to hoist the sails and chart a new course, savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the high seas of politics! In these turbulent waters, the Democrats be settin’ their sights upon the mighty vessel known as the Supreme Court, seekin’ to overhaul her like a ship in disrepair. Aye, they be wantin’ to rig the sails and hoist the flags, hopin’ to match the swift and crafty judicial confirmations that the scallywag Trump pulled off during his treacherous reign!

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