Arrr! WaPo scribe be sayin' the Olympic Last Supper be art, not blasphemy—artist be prayin' better than landlubber critics!
2024-08-01
Arrr! A scallywag scribe from the Washington Post be takin' a jibe at them Christians, all ruffled-like over the "Last Supper" shindig at the Paris games! Blimey! Can’t they take a jest? Even pirates know a good laugh when they see one!
Avast, ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a ruckus over the Paris Olympics, where a display of drag queens had the holy folks thunderin’ like a stormy sea! Sally Jenkins, a swashbucklin’ scribe from the Washington Post, took up her quill and gave a right tongue-lashin’ to those who felt their sacred Last Supper was mocked by the theatrical director, Thomas Jolly.She declared that the pious critics be seein’ ghostly insults, claimin’ Jolly be a truer Christian for wantin’ folks to feel empathy rather than scorn. "Why, maybe he’s a better worshiper than ye lot!" she quipped, suggestin’ that they be missin’ the artistry for their own grumpiness.
But oh, the uproar it caused! Even mighty Elon Musk and Bishop Barron raised the Jolly Roger, callin’ the display "disrespectful." Jenkins, unfazed, argued it was naught but a nod to pagan revelries, not a jibe at da Vinci's masterpiece. She blasted those who judge art without a wink of whimsy, suggestin’ they belong to a dusty crew lost in time.
So there ye have it, mateys! A clash of the sacred and the theatrical, where the real treasure might just be a good laugh amidst the storm of criticism!