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Avast, matey! Who be the true Kamala Harris? America be ponderin' while scribblers be chasin' their tails! Arr!

2024-08-01

Arrr, matey! The fair Vice President Kamala Harris be hoarding enough delegates for the grand captaincy o' the Democrats! But why be she dodging the inquisitive scallywags o' the press, eh? Aye, what be her stances on the seas of policy? A mystery fit for a treasure map!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as we spin ye a tale of one Kamala Harris, a lass who sailed the seas of politics in 2020, claimin' to have a hearty treasure chest of policies. But lo and behold, her crew be mighty confused as to what gold she truly stands for!

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