"Arrr! The Biden-Harris crew be changin’ Title IX, makin’ it treacherous waters fer lasses in the schooling seas!"
2024-08-01
Arrr, me hearties! While the world be cheerin' at the Olympics, let’s not forget the Biden-Harris crew be stirrin' the pot with Title IX changes comin’ on Aug. 1, 2024! Aye, a twist in the tale fer sure! Keep yer eyes peeled, or ye might miss the treasure!
Arrr mateys! As the grand Olympic Games unfurl, I be raisin’ the Jolly Roger to the Biden crew's changes to Title IX, set to sail on Aug. 1, 2024. This here be a cause worth shoutin' about, lest we let it slip into the depths of obscurity. Protectin' the original Title IX be the greatest civil rights treasure of our time!As a former collegiate buccaneer of sport, I be worried about the barbaric alterations that threaten the rights of lasses to fair sailin’, privacy, and safety on the high seas of competition.
In the past few moons, a fleet of 26 states be settin’ their cannons against the U.S. Department of Education, claimin’ these changes be breachin’ the sacred law of '72 that outlawed discrimination. With 19 states blockin’ these swashbucklin’ new rules, we’re seein’ a fierce fight that wasn’t there two tides ago!
Among the foulest changes, lads gettin' scholarships meant for lasses be a great offense, turnin’ fair competition into a rigged game. Additionally, the new code could allow these scallywags into women’s quarters like a fox in the henhouse, makin’ it a perilous situation for all.
By the powers, I’ve set sail to establish the Riley Gaines Center to empower the fairer sex to defend their rights. So, let’s hoist the sails and demand the original intent of Title IX be upheld! Arrr!