Arrr, Biden’s crew be givin’ jabs to sailors, sinkin’ morale and trippin’ on the freedom of the good ol’ faith!
2024-08-01
Arrr, matey! Aye, thousands o' U.S. swabs were kicked to the briny deep by Captain Biden fer refusin’ the prick! Many a buccaneer found their doubloons cut off, too—'tis a sorry tale of vaccines and empty treasure chests, I tell ye! Savvy?
Arrr mateys! The U.S. military be in a right pickle, struggling to find fresh recruits while tossin’ overboard more than 75,000 fine sailors and soldiers fer bein’ wary of vaccines. Aye, the Biden crew be makin’ a blunder of epic proportions, discharge’n brave buccaneers fer not complyin’ with mandates that be as welcome as a kraken at a tea party!These decisions be treatin’ our valiant service members like scallywags rather than honorin’ their beliefs, especially them who objected fer religious reasons. With courts givin’ a nod to these ruckus-filled mandates, many a hearty soul found themselves kick’d from their posts, denied pay and benefits, like a ship without a crew! Arrr! The mandate be bringin’ discord and a recruitment crisis so dire, it makes a pirate weep!
While mighty courts finally began to intervene to protect the rights of our sea-farin’ soldiers, the damage be done. Thousands of decorated veterans and skilled hands have been tossed aside like last week’s grog. Now, we be callin’ on Congress to hoist the sails and re-enlist our lost warriors, givin’ ’em their rightful dues! Aye, let’s fix this mess and ensure our military be ready fer the storms ahead!