Arrr, the bookmaker for Ohtani’s chatterbox be settin’ sail to confess to the king’s laws, savvy?
2024-08-01
Arrr, Mathew Bowyer, a scallywag from Southern California, found himself in a pickle! The landlubbers sniffed about, discoverin' his gambler matey was none other than the tongue-twistin' translator for the grand baseball chap, Shohei Ohtani! What a tangled web of mischief, I say!
Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round the ol' sea shanty, fer I've got a tale that’ll make ye belly laugh like a drunken sailor! It be about one Mathew Bowyer, a scallywag from the sunny shores of Southern California. This landlubber found himself under the watchful eye of the law, and ye won't believe what they stumbled upon!