Arrr, Governor Shapiro be ditchin' his treasure hunts 'fore the big reveal, lest he be walkin' the plank!
2024-08-01
Avast, me hearties! Governor Josh Shapiro be missin’ the jolly good fund-raisers in the Hamptons this weekend, as he be ponderin' a shiny new title as First Mate to the Captain of the Nation! Aye, the seas of politics be treacherous, but the doubloons still call!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale o' political shenanigans from the shores of Pennsylvania! Governor Josh Shapiro, a likely matey in the Vice Presidential fleet alongside Kamala Harris, has gone and scuttled his plans fer a grand fundraising spree in the ritzy Hamptons. Aye, just days before the fair Harris be makin’ her big announcement at a rally in the city of brotherly love, Shapiro’s ship be takin’ a different course! Arrr!Rumor has it that the Governor’s schedule be more tangled than the seaweed in Davy Jones’ locker! His crew, manned by the trusty Manuel Bonder, did say the trip was planned long ago but has now vanished like a ghost ship. ‘Tis a shame, for one event was a fancy soiree for a band o’ young scallywags called The Next 50!
But hold yer horses! The winds be blowin’ criticism his way, as the National Women’s Defense League be callin’ for Harris to think twice ‘fore pickin’ Shapiro, due to the way he handled a ruckus involving a former cabinet mate and some dastardly misconduct. Aye, they be demandin’ assurance that should he rise in rank, he’ll keep his crew safe and sound! Arrr, what a hullabaloo it be!