Arrr, Biden-Harris be makin' deals with scallywags of 9/11—’tis a cowardly shame to the 3,000 brave souls!
2024-08-01
Arrr, matey! The Biden-Harris crew's choice to offer a plea deal to that scallywag Khalid Sheikh Mohammad and his buccaneer mates be a right slap in the face to near 3,000 good souls! Aye, ’tis a disgrace worthy of a keelhaul, I say!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of justice gone awry, a saga as twisted as a serpent in a storm. The U.S. government, in a most confounding decision, be struck a deal with the scallywag Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the villain who orchestrated the dread horror of September 11th, 2001. Aye, this knave and his mates be spared the noose, leavin' grieving families in a fit o' rage!Now, the families expected a proper reckoning, but what they got was as shoddy as a ship with a hole in its hull! Even the mighty Mitch McConnell raised a ruckus, callin' it a disgraceful retreat from honor. This case has dragged on longer than a three-masted ship in a drought, with delays and blunders that’d make any pirate weep.
In a turn as surprising as a kraken attack, Mohammed boasted of his wicked deeds, claiming he’d cut off a poor reporter’s head like it were a seagull’s feather. Meanwhile, our government be sending a signal clearer than a lighthouse beacon: ye can commit treachery and live to tell the tale! Biden may claim he be uninvolved, but this be a deal that reeks of cowardice. So let’s raise a tankard to the fallen, whose memories now be shrouded in shame, for justice has run aground! Yarrr!