Arrr! Harris be haul’n in $310 million in July, twas more doubloons than Trump’s treasure chest, savvy?
2024-08-02
Arrr, matey! In the seven sunsets since Captain Biden dropped anchor as the Democratic pick, the fair lass Harris be fillin' her treasure chest with a mighty haul of $200 million doubloons! Aye, that be a splendid bounty for a lass ready to set sail!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of treasure and tumult on the high seas of politics! 'Twas a week of whirlwind mischief and coin galore after the esteemed Captain Biden hung up his hat as the likely lad for the Democratic crew. Aye, ye won’t believe it, but the fair lass Harris, with her cunning charm, hoisted the sails of her campaign and reeled in a bountiful haul of doubloons—$200 million, to be precise!Avast! How be it that a week’s worth of politickin’ could net such a fortune? It seems that the swell of excitement and the scent of change had all the landlubbers diggin’ deep into their treasure chests. With the wind at her back and the promise of adventure ahead, Harris sailed forth, gatherin’ supporters like a captain gathers loyal crew aboard a fine ship!
So there ye have it, me mateys! A tale of riches and razzle-dazzle in the world of politics, where the tides can turn quicker than a cannonball’s flight. As we raise a tankard to ol’ Biden and his successor, let’s all keep our spyglasses trained on the horizon—who knows what other plunder lies in wait for those brave enough to seize it!