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Arrr matey, Kamala be learnin' that rough seas make fer tough captains in the wild waters of politics!

2024-08-02

Arrr, the vice captain o' this ship be sportin’ a fine chance to strut her stuff before the good folk of America once more, wieldin’ wisdom from her last voyage! Let’s see if she can navigate these treacherous waters to the crown, savvy?

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be spoutin’ tales of the Vice President herself, savvy? Aye, she be havin' a golden chance to saunter back into the hearts of the good folk of America, like a ship returning from the stormy seas, but this time, she be sportin' a new treasure map learned from her previous voyage!

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