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Arrr, can Biden be tossin' gold doubloons to Kamala like a jolly sailor at a tavern?

2024-08-02

Arrr, mates! It be said the coin tossed into Biden’s treasure chest might’ve found its way to that scallywag Harris, unbeknownst to the donors! Mayhaps they feared her unpopularity or, perchance, it were naught meant for her at all! A fine jest, I tell ye!

Arrr, me hearty! In the tumultuous seas of politics, Vice President Kamala Harris be sailin' in waters murkier than Davy Jones's locker, bein' less popular than even the ol' Captain Biden himself. With her hand in the disastrous open border policies, her ship be takin' on water fast!

If Captain Biden had a wee bit of sense, he might’ve tossed her overboard for someone with a compass set to competent! Imagine the ruckus if she tried claimin' the spoils of the "Biden for President" treasure chest—she'd be laughin' stock at the convention, I tell ye!

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