Arrr, Simone Biles be throwin' shade at Trump with a cheeky ‘Black Job’ quip, savvy?
2024-08-02
Arrr, matey! Biles be the third lass to hoist the all-around crown twice in the grand Olympic seas! Aye, she be strutting her stuff like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder, flippin' and twistin' like a true swashbuckler of the gym! Yo ho, what a sight!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the fairest lass in the land of gymnastics, the mighty Simone Biles! Aye, this be no ordinary wench; she be the third to hoist the trophy of the all-around Olympic competition not once, but twice! Blimey, that be a feat worthy of the grandest treasure map!