The Booty Report

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"Arrr, a scallywag crew o' cutthroats! House mates be snoopin’ into that foul 9/11 deal, savvy?"

2024-08-02

Arrr! Captain Mike Rogers o' the House Armed Services be settin' sail on an investigation, seekin' to uncover the scallywag dealings 'twixt the Department o' Defense and three rascals from the 9/11 crew. Avast, what manner of treachery be this, mateys?

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news from the landlubber halls of Congress! A mighty House committee, led by the fierce Captain Mike Rogers of Alabama, be settin' sail on a grand investigation into a plea deal struck with three scallywags accused of the dastardly attacks on September 11, 2001. This deal has ruffled the feathers of many a good sailor, includin' kin of the fallen, who be callin' it a "gut punch!"

With quill in hand, Rogers be demandin' all manner o' documents from the Defense Secretary, wishin' to uncover the shady dealings surrounding these agreements. He be proclaimin' that lettin' the masterminds of such heinous acts off with a mere slap on the wrist is as unconscionable as lettin' a pirate keep his treasure! "By thunder!" he exclaims, "this be givin' hope to all the villainous rogues around the globe!"

The Pentagon be keepin' mum on the matter, but the winds of discontent be blowin'! A parallel probe from the House Oversight Committee be on the horizon, with all hands on deck to ensure justice sails true. In the midst of this ruckus, the families of the victims seek the truth, wishin' for no more hidden secrets in dark corners. Aye, it be a tempestuous sea of politics, but justice must prevail! Arrr!

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