Arrr, what secrets be Kamala hidin' 'bout Biden's brain, ye say? Aye, do she be plotin' her own treasure map?
2024-08-02
Arrr, did that crafty Kamala Harris catch wind o' old Captain Biden's wobbly noggin? Aye, the good folk o' America be jawin’ with Fox News Digital, ponderin’ what the presumptive lass knew ‘bout the ship’s captain's foggy brain! Avast, the seas be rife with intrigue!
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags! Vice President Kamala Harris be makin' waves as the presumptive Democratic captain, but whispers 'n' doubts be swirl'n 'bout ol' Captain Biden's noggin! Some landlubbers in Houston 'n' New York be wonderin' if Harris be privy to the captain’s cognitive capers!With Biden takin' a backseat from the race after a rough seas debate, the crew be chattin' about whether Harris be keepin' the captain's health a secret! Mari from New York be reckonin' she might've seen Biden lookin' a bit dazed passin' him in the hall, while Shakira from Houston thinks she be knowin' a thing or two about the captain’s state, sayin' he be doin' alright despite the waves of concern.
Jkuzi from Detroit be throwin' shade on whether she be clueless or schemin'. Lee be tossin' a cannonball of doubt, claimin' Kamala “100% without question” knows the captain ain’t fit to sail. Trevor hoists his flag, sayin' the whole world be seein' Biden's struggles!
As the clock ticks down to the next election, the crew be wonderin' if Harris be the rightful heir to the ship, or just a clever first mate! And the White House? They be claimin’ health be a non-issue, but we all know the sea be full of surprises! Yarrr!