Arrr, reckon Kamala be a stormy sea, brewin' four perilous tides for lasses! Avast, more from the Foxy News crew!
2024-08-02
Arrr, me hearties! Dive into the freshest tales from the Fox News treasure chest, an’ feast yer eyes on the antics of Sean Hannity, Raymond Arroyo, an’ more scallywags! Set sail fer knowledge, or ye be walkin’ the plank of ignorance! Yarrr!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the notorious Vice President Kamala Harris, dubbed by the scallywag Hannity as a “dishonest, fake politician” a’thirst for power, like a pirate for rum! Aye, the Trump crew be settin’ sail to define this fair lass, but I reckon it be no heavy lift, as Hugh Hewitt quips, savvy?Meanwhile, the lad Vivek warns of a baby shortage threatenin' our future whilst our leaders be snoozin' like a ship’s crew in a calm sea! Gutfeld be raisin’ the Jolly Roger, claimin’ Harris took part in the “most egregious” cover-up ever, as if she be hidin’ treasure! Then we have the fair Kat Timpf, who be reflectin’ on life’s storms, bein’ pregnant whilst rememberin’ her mom who left this world a decade past on Election Day.
Let’s not forget the ol’ Raymond Arroyo, sayin’ Harris can’t even read the teleprompter—now that’s a calamity fit for a sea shanty! And what of Title IX, ye ask? Biden-Harris be makin’ waves with dangerous changes for the lasses. As the good folk ponder, "Who be the real Kamala?" it seems the crew of journalists be too busy swabbin’ decks to ask the right questions. So, hoist the sails of laughter, me hearties, for the political seas be stormy indeed!