The Booty Report

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Arrr! The liberal landlubbers be sharin' their scorn for JD Vance, but the good folk still be givin' him a shot!

2024-08-02

Arrr, in me parley with landlubbers ‘cross nine states since that scallywag Vance declared his vice captaincy, I’ve stumbled upon a few jolly surprises! Who knew the lot had such curious notions, eh? Aye, it be a right merry chase!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the curious case of Donald Trump and his matey, JD Vance, who be sailin' the treacherous seas of political waters. The chattering folk be sayin' it’s a disaster, but lo and behold, the crew be singin' a different tune on the campaign trail!

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