"Arrr! America be needin' energy treasure, not the fanciful fancies of Captain Biden and his matey Harris!"
2024-08-02
Arrr, me hearties! The Biden-Harris crew be chasin’ wild ideas and a green treasure, leavin’ good ol’ Ameri-can folk adrift! Aye, their foolish ways be sinkin’ our gold and wreckin’ our energy ship! What say ye, shall we hoist the sails for a better course?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand energy battles roilin' the seas of politics. The former governor of Texas, now a captain of the energy ship, be tellin' us of the storms brewin' in our energy waters. Yarr, though we’ve made some fine progress, there be still much treasure to seek!In this here election, the debate be all about energy, the lifeblood of our society! On one side, we have the fair lady, Vice President Kamala Harris, sailin' under the progressive flag, chasin' the winds of the Green New Deal and tryin' to anchor offshore drilling. Aye, she be lookin' to throw a ban on frackin’ but had to chart a new course to stay in line with Captain Biden.
On the other side, Trump be a weathered sailor, makin' America the top dog of oil and gas production! His crew be usin' every type of energy, keepin' our coffers full and our ships sailin' smoothly. Yet, beware! If we keep shunnin' fine sources like oil, we may find ourselves adrift in a sea of blackouts, especially in places like New York!
So, hoist the sails and let’s make sure our energy strategy be strong as a ship’s hull! Arrr, the stakes be high, and together we must navigate these choppy waters to ensure our energy security! Yarrr!