The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! The crew be givin’ the boot to the scallywag hastin’ the treasure hunt below the waves!

2024-08-02

Arrr, matey! The scallywags of the seabed mining crew be swappin' their captain for a landlubber from the U.N. – reckon they be tired of the ol' buccaneer bein' too chummy with the treasure hunters! Aye, let’s hope this new one knows how to steer a fair course!

Avast ye salty sea dogs! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be speakin' of a grand yarn spun in the tides of bureaucratic seas! There be an international agency, aye, the kind that oversees the treasure troves of seabed mining, which be as shady as a darkened tavern at midnight. They be settin' their sights on a new captain to steer the ship, after tossin' overboard the last scallywag, accused of cozyin' up to the industry like a cat with a pot o' cream!

This here agency, nothin' short of a crew of landlubbers, decided to elect a fine U.N. environmental regulator to take the helm. Aye, this be a fine choice, for we need a leader who knows the difference between a coral reef and a pile of gold doubloons! With this new captain, they be hopin' to keep the seabed safe from greedy hands and nefarious deeds, lest we find ourselves in a kraken-sized mess!

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