The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Kamala be enlistin’ the crafty Plouffe, once a mate o’ Obama’s ship! Aye, let the campaign shenanigans begin!

2024-08-02

Arrr! David Plouffe, the crafty scallywag who helmed Obama’s maiden voyage to the throne, now joins the crew o' seasoned sea dogs from both Obama’s galleons and Hillary’s 2016 quest! A right merry band of misfits, they be! Avast, let the fun begin!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I haves news o' grand import from the land o' politics! 'Twas on a fine Friday, when the winds o' fate blew in a motley crew o' scallywags to the noble ship o' David Plouffe! Aye, this be the same David who steered the good ship Obama on his maiden voyage to the White House, and now he be back at the helm with a patchwork crew o' seasoned buccaneers from both o' Obama’s grand escapades and the fierce battle led by the fair Hillary in 2016.

Yarr, it seems the political seas be stirred once more, as these salty dogs be settin’ sail on a fresh campaign adventure! With Plouffe at the wheel, they be ready to chart a course through the stormy waters of electioneering. They be bringin' their shrewd tactics and cunning strategies to the fray, lookin' to seize the treasure o’ votes from the hands of the landlubbers! With this crew aboard, ye can bet the ship’ll be rockin’ and rollin’ with laughter and cunning!

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