The Booty Report

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Arrr, mateys! Trump Jr. says them Democrats be wantin' landlubber votes, and we’ve got a treasure map to thwart 'em!

2024-08-03

Avast, me hearties! The land o' America be havin' a right mess at the border! The Trump ship and his RNC crew be schemin' to keep a horde o' scallywags from casting their cursed votes in the grand elections. Aye, what a swashbucklin’ ruckus it be!

Ahoy, me hearties! Methinks it be high time fer the good folk of America to steer the ship of elections their own way, for 'tis a matter of common sense! Yet, the scallywags of the Democrat crew seem to be stricken with a dread ailment—common sense aversion! They be settin' sail with non-citizens at the helm, lettin’ the borders swing wide and the election laws tumble like a ship in a storm.

Led by the first mate, Kamala Harris, they’ve turned a blind eye to the chaos at the border, lettin' in a horde of rascals while our electoral system be in peril. The Biden-Harris ship, once captained by secure hands, has tossed aside the captain's log of order left by Trump, allowing nearly 10 million wayward souls to wander our shores.

With crooks and rogues flooding in, it be clear as day that this be an invasion! But the Democrat crew, along with their jesters in the media, act like it be naught but a merry parade. They’re makin’ it easier than findin' treasure for these scallywags to cast their votes, while true patriots be left out in the cold.

So gather yer mates, hoist the sails, and prepare to defend the right of Americans to chart the course of their own destiny! We must fight for fair seas come election time, lest we let the pirates of chaos take the helm! Yarrr!

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