Arrr, matey! The head o’ the ship's defenses be squawkin' after the captain's change o' heart 'bout the 9/11 treasure!
2024-08-03
Avast ye! House Armed Services Captain Mike Rogers o' Alabama be sayin' his crew’ll keep diggin' into that scuttled deal with them scallywags what plotted the Sept. 11 mischief. Aye, they won’t be lettin' it rest ‘til the treasure o’ truth be found! Arrr!
Avast, ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of House Armed Services Chairman Mike Rogers, a fine lad from Alabama, who be settin' sail into the murky waters of a scrapped plea deal 'twixt the dastardly ruffians who plotted the Sept. 11 calamity. Aye, the notorious Khalid Shaikh Mohammad and his merry band were to be offered a deal that’d keep their necks safe from the gallows, but lo! Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin hoisted the black flag and revoked that cursed deal, much to the relief of our brave Rogers!“It be a gut punch!” he exclaimed, as he demanded a treasure trove of documents pertaining to this “unconscionable” agreement. With a deadline as fierce as a Kraken, the Secretary be summoned to explain how such a blunder could occur. Both Rogers and his crew of Congressmen be enraged that the masterminds behind the deaths of nearly 3,000 souls might escape the full weight of justice, like slippery fish in a tempest.
Now, with the tides turned and the plea deal sunk, the sea of justice may yet be navigated, as investigations abound to uncover the secrets behind this treacherous affair. And so, me hearties, we keep a weathered eye on the horizon for more scallywag antics from the political high seas!