The Booty Report

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Arrr, Kamala be a rare gem, matey! This be a legendary time for the good ol' U.S. of A!

2024-08-03

Avast, me hearties! Less than a month since our fair VP Kamala set sail on her quest for the crown! She be gatherin’ the scallywags o’ the Democratic crew and chartin’ new waters, stretchin’ the map like a flabby sailor after a feast! Arrr!

Ahoy, mateys, gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a lass named Kamala Harris, who be journeyin' from the cobbled streets of Oakland to the grand halls of the White House! A fine tale of the American Dream, indeed! With the heart of a lioness, this daughter of immigrants be shatterin’ glass ceilings like a true buccaneer ships through stormy seas!

Born to a biologist from India and an economist from Jamaica, she be raised to dream big, not just about what is, but what could be. From her days in Montreal to the hallowed halls of law schools, she be fightin' for justice, prosecutin’ the scallywags in her midst, and climbin' the ranks to become San Francisco's dauntless district attorney, then onto the lofty title of vice president!

But beware! For the seas be treacherous, with foes throwin’ mud like old barnacles! Yet, she stands tall against the winds of racism and ignorance, ignitin' a fire in the hearts of the folk. With a treasure chest full of achievements and support, she be leadin' the charge for a brighter future! So, hoist the sails, me hearties, for Vice President Harris be a force to reckon with on this grand adventure called politics!

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