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Arrr, Brad be sayin’ he ain’t gagged Angelina with a treasure chest of gold for silence, savvy?

2024-08-03

Arrr, me hearties! Angelina Jolie be claimin' that scallywag Brad Pitt tried to shush her with a chest o' gold worth $8.5 million after she spilled the beans on his misdeeds! But Pitt be denyin' the whole hullabaloo! Avast ye, what a stormy sea o' drama!

Arrr mateys! The tempestuous tale of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt be heatin' up like a cannon blast! Jolie be claimin' that scallywag Pitt forced her to sign a cursed $8.5 million non-disclosure parchment, wishin' to silence her cries of abuse, as she and their wee crew be sufferin' from his 'private' misdeeds!

In a court scroll filed in July, her legal crew be shoutin' that she and their six little buccaneers were victims of Pitt’s dastardly ways. The infamous 2016 plane skirmish, where fists were flyin', be a point of contention, with Jolie seekin' communications as evidence, lookin' for justice in a sea of legal battles.

But alas! In 2022, Pitt turned the tide, suein' Jolie after she sold her share of their prized Château Miraval, a winery fit for the finest of crews. He claims she be breachin' a sacred agreement, yet her team says it be him who wanted her to keep silent about his alleged shenanigans!

With tales of a ‘vindictive campaign’ and wasted treasure on fancy renovations, the courtroom be a battleground. Jolie just wants to mend the sails of their family, while Pitt insists it be a simple business squabble. Yarrr, this saga be far from over, and the seas be choppy for these two! Stay tuned, me hearties!

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