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"Avast! A daft dog in Oklahoma sparked a blaze, gnawin' on a treasure 'o lithium-ion booty!"

2024-08-03

Arrr, matey! A scallywag pup be gnawin' on a cursed lithium-ion treasure, ignitin' a fiery blaze that turned the ol' shipshape abode into a fiery inferno! ’Twas a right raucous tale shared by the brave souls of the Tulsa Fire Crew! Avast, keep yer batteries from the furry buccaneers!

Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the fair land of Oklahoma, where a furry scallywag named doggo met his match with a lithium-ion battery! Aye, this curious pup, in his quest for chewable treasure, gnawed upon a battery pack, sparkin' a fiery disaster that set the house ablaze like a ship on the high seas!

Thanks to the fine crew of the Tulsa Fire Department, the flames were doused quicker than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" All the pets, including a cunning cat, made their escape through a trusty dog door, livin' to see another day. Had the family been in slumber or trapped in the hold, the outcome could have been a calamity of great proportions!

Now, heed me words, ye landlubbers! Lithium-ion batteries be holdin' a mighty power, but they can be as treacherous as a siren's song. Keep 'em away from wee ones and those furry mates, or ye might end up with a fiery mess on yer hands! Remember to follow the manufacturer’s teachings, and stop charg’n 'em when full, lest ye tempt fate on the open seas of home! Arrr!

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