The Booty Report

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Arrr! The judge be settin' sail for an Aug. 16 parley on Trump’s election shenanigans, matey!

2024-08-03

Arrr, the case be loungin’ like a lazy sea dog during them fancy appeals! But lo! The grand Supreme Court be decidin’ on the captain's invincibility! Now the judge be settin’ sail to sort which of them naughty deeds be worthy o’ the gallows!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' legal wranglin' that would make even Davy Jones chuckle! Our tale begins with a case, aye, it was locked in a chest o' delay whilst the fine mates in wigs be settlin’ a mighty dispute 'bout presidential immunity. Aye, what a hullabaloo!

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