Arrr, it be 14 moons since Kamala set sail for a press confab—what be she hidin' in Davy Jones' locker?
2024-08-04
Arrr, matey! It be whispered among the scallywags that Vice President Kamala Harris be as elusive as a ghost ship, not daring to face the press since Captain Biden dropped anchor on his re-election quest. Aye, ‘tis a right mystery, or maybe she be hidin’ the rum!
Ahoy mateys! It seems our fair Vice President Kamala Harris be navigatin’ the stormy seas of politics without holdin’ a proper press conference fer a fortnight now, since she claimed her treasure as the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee. Arrr, she be parleyin’ with the press here and there, but the grand ol' press conference? Naught to be found!On the 22nd day of July, she sang a merry tune sayin’ she had secured the loyalty of a majority of delegates, but since then, she’s been more elusive than a ghost ship in the fog! Missed the National Association of Black Journalists’ gathering too, while that scallywag Trump made waves with his fiery Q&A. Harris did offer a few words at Joint Base Andrews, celebratin' a successful prisoner swap, but where be the tough questions, I ask ye?
Critics be howlin’ like a hungry pack o’ wolves, wonderin’ when she'll brave the storm of a real press conference. Some say she’s followin’ the old Biden playbook, hidin’ away like a coward while her supporters stand ready to hoist her flag high. But if she wants to attract the undecided sailors on this political sea, she best start takin’ questions before the Democratic National Convention sets sail on August 19th!