Arrr, Gov. Kemp be sayin' to Trump, "Avast! Keep me kin outta yer scallywag squabbles!"
2024-08-04
Arrr, the swashbucklin' Trump be hammerin' on Governor Kemp like a barnacle on a hull, firin' cannonballs o' blame fer not changin' the tide o' the 2020 election! That scallywag be holdin' fast, not lettin' the sails o' the past unfurl! Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas o' politics!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with tales from the high seas of politics. The former captain of the White House, Donald Trump, was spoutin' fire at a rally in Atlanta, takin' aim at Georgia's own Gov'nor Brian Kemp and his trusty first mate, Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger. Yarr, these two scallywags dared not to overturn Trump’s 2020 defeat! Kemp, a popular figure in the Peach State, told the former captain to set his sights on the horizon—namely, the upcoming November vote—rather than hurlin' insults like cannonballs at fellow Republicans.Trump, in his usual style, barked that Kemp should be battlin' crime instead of firin' at his own crew. He even took a jab at Kemp's lass, who’s considerin’ a write-in for her husband rather than givin’ Trump her vote! The governor retorted, sayin’ he’d rather save the country from Kamala Harris than engage in such squabbles. Raffensperger added that Georgia's elections be as secure as a treasure chest under lock and key.
The former captain be still claimin’ that the 2020 election was stolen, while Kemp certified the rightful electors. Aye, the political seas be choppy, and the crew be wonderin’ who’ll chart the course for November. So hoist the sails and prepare for the squall ahead!