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Arrr, matey! Harris’s brother-in-law, Tony West, be an Uber captain, savvy? Aye, he’s the wise counsel on deck!

2024-08-04

Arrr, me hearties! Tony West, the finest legal scallywag for Uber, be ponderin' the polls and shipmates fer the voyage ahead. His mighty presence has sent a shiver down the timbers o’ some landlubber liberals, makin’ ‘em sweat like a sea dog in a storm!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, for I be tellin’ ye a tale of Tony West, the grand legal swashbuckler of the Uber ship! Aye, this feller be ponderin’ the winds of polling and the finest first mates to sail alongside him, but let it be known, his presence be causin' a ruckus among the lily-livered liberals. They be shakin' in their boots like a ship in a tempest!

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