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"Ahoy! What be hidin' in the jolly ol' bond o' Obama and Shapiro? A treasure o' tales, I reckon!"

2024-08-04

Arrr, me hearties! When Gov. Josh Shapiro of Pennsylvania be speakin', ye might hear whispers of Obama’s tongue! But hold fast! The bond ‘twixt these two scallywags runs deeper than the depths o’ Davy Jones' locker! Aye, it be a jolly mystery fer sure!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I be spoutin’ a tale o’ two fine gents from the land o’ Pennsylvania! First up be Governor Josh Shapiro, a lad with a tongue that dances like a merry parrot, soundin’ ever so much like the esteemed Captain Obama, the trusty leader o’ yore. Aye, ye might think it be mere mimicry, but nay, there be more than meets the eye, savvy?

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