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"Can that scallywag Kamala charm the Arab American crew back to her ship, eh?"

2024-08-04

Arrr, matey! VP Kamala be sailin' the same course as Captain Biden on the Israel seas, but she’s hootin' and hollerin' louder for the poor scallywags in Palestine, makin' sure their woes be heard over the cannon fire! Avast, a fierce lass indeed!

Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout our fair Vice President Kamala Harris, she be a lass not to be trifled with! Aye, she be sailin’ the same ship as Captain Biden when it comes to the land of Israel, hoisting the same colors high. But hold yer horses, for she be raisin’ her voice like a tempest when it comes to the plight of the poor Palestinians!

Now, ye see, the good Vice President be stayin’ true to her captain’s orders, but she’s not afraid to shout from the crow’s nest ‘bout the misfortune that befallin' those in the land o’ the olive trees. She be like a parrot perched on a pirate’s shoulder, squawkin’ ‘bout injustice and givin’ a hearty “Arrr!” to the struggles of our mates across the sea.

So, while Captain Biden steers the ship steadily, Kamala be addin' a splash o’ spice and a pinch o’ salt to the conversation, remindin' us all that not every tale be about treasure and glory. Nay, some tales be filled with sorrow, and this fair wench be makin’ sure they don’t go unheard—like a ghost ship lost in the fog, ye see! Arrr!

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