Arrr! JD Vance be lampoonin’ the Democrats, claimin’ they be the ones with the real 'weirdness' sailin' in their heads!
2024-08-04
Arrr, matey! JD Vance be settin’ sail against the scallywags who be givin’ him grief, takin’ a whack at Vice President Kamala Harris for hidin’ from the press like a landlubber on a stormy sea this past Sunday! Aye, the tides be turnin’!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of politics! Trump’s trusty first mate, Sen. JD Vance, took to the waves on "Sunday Morning Futures," fendin’ off the scallywags who be doubting his worthiness as the captain's right-hand man.Maria Bartiromo, a fierce sea dog of Fox News, pressed Vance about the mutterin’s from both the Dems and Reps, claimin’ he be the wrong pick. Vance, not one to be rattled, proclaimed the media be merely jealous of his ability to spread Trump’s grand messages to a broader crew. “Aye, they nay like me 'cause I’m here to fix the mess they’ve made!” he roared.
When called “weird” by the Democrats, Vance shot back with the fervor of a cannon blast, sayin’ it be them projecting their own oddities. “I be a proud husband and father, and I care about fixin’ the woes they’ve wrought upon the land!” he declared, takin’ aim at Kamala Harris for creatin’ chaos and bringin’ many a landlubber into the country.
With a wink and a nod, he lamented her lack of transparency, for she’s been quieter than a ship in a fog. Vance, the gallant pirate of politics, be ready to battle on, whether the seas be calm or stormy!