"Arrr! Robert F. Kennedy Jr. confess’d to leavin' a lifeless bear in Central Park, matey! A right jolly blunder!"
2024-08-04
Arrr, Mr. Kennedy, that scallywag of a presidential hopeful, be spillin' the beans! Ten moons past, he did abandon a wee bear cub and spun a yarn 'bout a cursed bike knockin' it down. A right jolly tale for the high seas of politics, I say!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I’ve got a tale from the high seas of politics, where truth be stranger than a three-headed sea serpent! 'Tis about a scallywag named Mr. Kennedy, an independent pirate in the race fer the grand title of President. Aye, he be spillin’ the beans on a caper from a decade past!