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Arrr, a wee lad met Davy Jones after his bouncy castle flew off to sea in Maryland! What a jolly mishap!

2024-08-04

Arrr, me hearties! While wee scallywags frolicked in their play ship, a rogue gust of wind hoisted 'em 15 to 20 feet skyward! Alas, one poor matey met Davy Jones, whilst another be nursing a sore noggin. Aye, the sea of mischief claims its own!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I've a tale most tragic yet filled with the winds of mischief! Picture yerselves at a grand gathering of ballplayers, where young scallywags be frolickin' inside a jolly ol' play structure, thinkin' they be safe as a ship in a harbor.

But nay! The winds, those rascally gales, conspired against 'em, snatchin’ the playhouse like a treasure chest outta the hands of a landlubber! Aye, it soared high into the blue, 'bout 15 to 20 feet, as if the very clouds be wantin’ to join in on the fun! Alas, while the wee ones be laughin' and screamin', the cruel winds had other plans. One poor lad met his fate at the mercy of the tempest, whilst another was left with wounds, a grim reminder that not all treasure be gold, but some be sorrow and pain.

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