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Arrr, South Carolina matey be tellin' Trump to mind Harris’ scallywag liberal ways, not her fancy family tree!

2024-08-04

Arrr! Sen. Lindsey Graham just spilled his grog on "Fox News Sunday," warnin' the former captain Trump it be his ship to sink! He be sayin' to watch out fer the lass Harris, not her family tree. Aye, let the battle of the ballots begin, savvy?

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of political jests and jibes from the high seas of South Carolina! It be none other than Sen. Lindsey Graham, a cunning sea dog, warnin' the former captain of the ship, Trump, to steer clear of attackin' Vice President Harris's bloodline, and focus on her dubious decisions instead!

In a raucous parley on "Fox News Sunday," Graham be claimin’ that Harris’s judgment be the real treasure worth plunderin', not her heritage. "Her words about inflation be as clear as murky waters!" he bellowed, callin' it all a heap of gibberish.

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