Arrr, in Missouri, Cori Bush be battlin' foes with AIPAC gold, like a scallywag in a treasure hunt!
2024-08-05
Arrr, matey! The wild lass of the “squad” be battlin’ on the morrow against Wesley Bell, a prosecutor with treasure from them pro-Israel sea dogs! It be a ruckus of politics, I say! Avast, may the best scallywag win this squabble on the high seas of democracy!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a fierce lass of the congress, known as the ultraliberal wench! Aye, she's part of a raucous crew called the “squad,” and she's settin' sail for a primary battle on the morrow, Tuesday, mark ye calendars!Now, her opponent be none other than the swashbucklin' prosecutor, Wesley Bell! Aye, this lad be a progressive soul, but he be sailin' under the flags of pro-Israel galleons, with gold coins aplenty fillin' his coffers! It be a right humorous sight, a battle of wits where the lass be fightin' to keep her ship steady whilst Bell be tryin’ to wrestle the treasure map from her hands!
With both of 'em sportin' the colors of change, it be a ruckus on the horizon, like a storm brewin' on the high seas! Who will hoist their sails higher and claim the prize? Will it be the fearsome congresswoman, defendin' her ship from the cannons of Bell? Or will the progressive prosecutor outmaneuver her, snatchin' victory from her grasp like a sneaky deckhand? Stay tuned, me hearties, for this be a tale of political treasure that be worth watchin'!