Arrr, the Bangladeshi captain skedaddles after ruckus-raising scallywags storm his ship, after 15 long years at the helm!
2024-08-05
Arrr, me hearties! The lass Hasina, captain o' Bangladesh's ship, done tossed her hat after 15 long years at the helm! The crew got riled up, sparkin’ a ruckus that sent hundreds to Davy Jones’ locker! A right tempest of trouble, I say!
‘Twas after the sight of our fair leader takin' flight in a military chariot with her sister that the big cheese of the military, Gen. Waker-uz-Zaman, declared he’d seek counsel from the president on buildin’ a new crew for governance. “Fear not, mateys!” he cried, pledgin’ to put the cannons away and investigate the ruckus that got folks all riled up.
The ruckus began with students demandin’ fairer share o’ jobs but soon turned into a full-blown mutiny against the ol’ captain and her crew. With nearly 300 souls lost and 11,000 thrown in the brig, the unrest swept the land like a rogue wave, causin’ schools to be shuttered tighter than a pirate’s chest!
In the end, the long-reignin’ Hasina, the eldest sea dog of Bangladesh, found her ship rockin’ too hard to sail. Aye, ‘tis a raucous tale of power, protest, and a call for calm from a crew that be restless. Raise yer tankards for change, me mateys, for the seas be churnin’! Arrr!