Arrr, James Carville be sayin' Trump be 'shiverin' in his boots, too scared to duel a lass in discourse!
2024-08-05
Arrr, says that clever cur James Carville, the former captain of the White House, that Trump be tremblin’ like a landlubber scared o’ the sea, fer he be cancelin’ his duel with a lass! Aye, he be too chicken to parley with a girl, savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather round as I regale ye with the latest squabble o' the political seas! It be said that the crafty strategist James Carville be claimin' that ol' Trump be quakin' in his boots, scared to "debate a lass!" Aye, Trump be cancelin' his chat with the Vice President, Kamala Harris, claimin’ he’s got no beef with her now that Captain Biden be off the ship!Instead, the former commander be sailin' over to Fox News for a debate on the 4th o' September, with rules as murky as the waters he treads. If that scallywag Harris refuses, they may ne'er cross swords on the same stage! Carville, with a chuckle, be spoutin' that Trump’s got a case o’ the jitters, “s---in' his pants,” scared to face a woman in battle. Arrr, how the tides do turn!
But hold yer horses! Harris be callin’ him out, challengin’ him to meet on the 10th as agreed. She be sayin', "Any time, any place" turned into "one specific time, one specific safe space!" So, what say ye? Will this salty pirate duel commence, or will Trump remain a cowardly sea dog? Only time will tell on these stormy waters o' debate!