Arrr, the scallywag's record be as pretty as a barnacle-covered ship – a right jolly mess, I say!
2024-08-05
Arrr, matey! Kamala and her crew be tryin' to swab the decks of her scallywag lawmen ways, but the bilge still stinks! She be takin' a swing at the constables and givin' a hearty cheer to that rascal Jussie Smollett, the master of trickery! Avast!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout Vice President Kamala Harris, a lass with a track record as tangled as a shipwrecked anchor! The mainstream media be workin' like scallywags to scrub her past clean, but let us not be fooled by her shiny new slogan, claimin’ it be “prosecutor versus felon!” Aye, even the landlubbers know that many see the prosecutions of former Captain Trump as naught but a political plunder!Now, cast yer minds back to the high seas of debate where Tulsi Gabbard sliced through Harris’ claims like a swordfish through a stormy sea, sendin’ her reelin’ from the race without a single vote to show. Yet here she be, crowned as the Democrats’ new darling, as Biden be tossed overboard by his own crew!
Yarr, but hold yer horses! Harris’ past with law enforcement be a treacherous tide. She slandered the good Customs and Border lads, likenin’ their actions to whippin’—a charge as false as a pirate's promise! Despite all her fine talk, a glance at the crime-ridden seas of our cities shows that with such reckless words, she be stirrin’ up trouble. Can we really trust this captain to steer our ship of safety, or will we end up in Davy Jones’ locker instead?